I have to admit, I am a mom of 3 children, which means that I've lost 3x the brain cells. I am also blond. Not an airhead, just blond. I was married with 2 kids before I got my first "real" cell phone. By "real" I mean that this little sucker rules my life. It tells me when to get up. It tells me when to pick up my little ones from preschool. It tells me when to take my vitamins. It tells me when I need to call my husband and remind him to do something. Doctors appointments, soccer practice, play dates, phone numbers, emails--it's got it all. You name it, and I have it in my phone. I hate to admit it, but it tells me when my favorite TV shows are on, too. But let's just keep that one between us.....
It also tells me to tell Maddie to check her blood at different times of the day. I HOPE that between the two of us (and occasionally my husband, when he's home, which isn't often), one of us will remember to check it before she eats a meal, but I also want to have a hold of it between meals. Because, as much as I love her, she's a sneaky little thing, and she tends to eat a little something here or there without telling me.
I also have programmed when I need to change her pump site. Because let's face it, ladies. We have a lot going on. I like to change it after her shower at night. Between her shower, and cleaning up the inch or two of water on the floor from my boys' baths, I need a little reminder.
If something ever happened to my phone, I would need to be admitted immediately. If someone ever tried to steal it, I would have to say, "Here--take my wallet instead! My whole entire life is in my phone!" (Frankly, there isn't much in my wallet these days....but that's another story). If I ever lost my phone, my life would be over. If it ever fell into the ocean, I'd be diving in. You get the picture.
I'm one of those annoying people that has my purse on the arm that's holding my 2 year old's hand, and keys and CELL PHONE in the other hand for fear that I might miss a reminder. I even go so far as to turn the volume all the way up when I'm in a noisy restaurant. Not because I want people to know when someone calls me, because honestly, I don't have much of a life, so no one ever calls me. I just want to make sure that I don't miss checking Maddie's blood. I also shutter to think of missing something important like Survivor or American Idol.....
Coexisting with dark places.
5 years ago